Stephen Colbert running for the Republican nomination would be a huge win for Democrats in the first district. It would be nothing but chaos in their primary with all sorts of folks crawling out of the woodwork to vote for him. And even in the unlikely event that he won the primary, it would leave us with a choice between the Democratic nominee and Colbert -- it's a no-lose proposition.

You probably noticed there's another note on this site for Republicans. Recently, there was a survey that discovered that a significant number of conservatives believe that the blowhard conservative persona that shows up on the Colbert Report is, in fact, the real deal. If we can tap into their naivete and actually get real conservatives voting for Cobert, then the sky's the limit. By the time they catch on to the joke, it'll be too late.

Sign this petition urging Stephen Colbert to return home where he belongs so we can send him to Washington where he really belongs.