
Stephen
Colbert running for the Republican nomination would be a huge win
for Democrats in the first district. It would be nothing but chaos
in their primary with all sorts of folks crawling out of the woodwork
to vote for him. And even in the unlikely event that he won the primary,
it would leave us with a choice between the Democratic nominee and
Colbert -- it's a no-lose proposition.
You probably noticed there's another
note on this site for Republicans. Recently, there was
a survey that discovered that a significant number
of conservatives believe that the blowhard conservative persona that
shows up on the Colbert Report is, in fact, the real deal. If we
can tap into their naivete and actually get real conservatives voting
for Cobert, then the sky's the limit. By the time they catch on to
the joke, it'll be too late.
Sign this petition urging
Stephen Colbert to return home where he belongs so we can send him
to Washington where he really belongs.